Ahoy mateys! Just a freindly shot o’er t’ bows that this Friday be International Talk Like a Pirate Day an’ we on t’ good ship JB be ‘avin a knees-up ter celebrate. Yarrr! Not only we be talkin’ like Pirates, we be dressin’ like ’em too. So be gettin’ yer best pirate togs on an’ be sailin’ down an joinin’ t’ fun. We be ‘avin beery prizes fer t’ best Pirate dress an’ best Pirate name, so be gettin’ yer …
Yarr! All aboard fer Pirate Day!
Avast , me hearties! Friday, Septemby 19th be International Talk Like a Pirate Day an’ we at JB’s be not only talkin’ like pirates, we be dressin’ like ’em too! Yarr! Sooo, if ye be visitin’ this ‘ere tavern that day, we be askin’ ye to be dressin’ in yer best Pirate togs as well as be talkin’ like ’em (just sayin’ ‘AAAR’ wi’ one eye closed an’ in a Cornish accent on occasion be agreeable). Then we be swillin’ …